Alfa Romeo 4C: Sponsored by Volvo

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe)
08/22/2014 at 13:30 • Filed to: None

Sports Car. Luxurious. Fun to drive. Exhilarating. Exceptional. None of these descriptors apply to the 4C; they are, how you and I view the greatest car ever built: the Volvo XC90 (Sponsored by Volvo). While driving the 4C your mind will wander to happier places (like the backseat of your Mom's Volvo 240 wagon) and think to yourself: self, why am I in this over-priced, heavy, model bloated, Italian bore when instead, the Volvo S60 defines driving pleasure. There is no explanation. But, alas, as journalists we sometimes are tasked with writing stories about cars that are boring and don't fit a need (unlike the Volvo XC70 which, by all accounts is the best wagon on the market [Sponsored by Volvo Cars USA ©])

I digress; being an unbiased reporter, it is clear that the Volvo 240 is safe, fun to drive, and exceptionally well appointed. But back to the Alfa. Did you know you can read more about Volvo's line up here !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! )

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In summation, the Alfa 4C will never succeed in the American market because the steering is numb, the suspension is crisp, sharp, and boiled; whereas the Volvo S80 is a generation defining, great car.